The British Bruiser

The boldest, biggest bravest Tache you can grow - and it's British! Well, of course it is. It's bushy, it's bonkers and it's guaranteed to make the women of the world go weak at the knees.

Never has grooming been so crucial - just check out the curl on this crazy concoction!

Top Tip: The secret here is marrying the long and the short: short under the nose but drawing out longer as you develop the curls, which is perfect for the PG400 thanks to its varying length attachments.

Steven suggests: "Start with the longer trimmer so there's no accidental short cuts and then groom to a constant length as your Tache grows in stature."

The Wild Wolfman

This beast of a Tache takes things to the wild side and punches well above its weight, and with some serious grooming is guaranteed to grant TacheBack grandeur!

Steven says: "Use the PG400's High Precision edging attachment to trim the ends to a fine point, the thinner you go the wilder your Tache will become."

The Moustachius Maximus

Can a Tache be noble, proud and true? Darn tootin' it can, if you're man enough to muster the Moustachius Maximus, that is. Only a true master Tache Warrior can cultivate such classic face furniture - are you up to the challenge?

Top Tip: Simplicity is key with the Moustachius Maximus. There's none of your complicated curls or tricky trimming - this is simply a case of growing it bushy and bold and keeping it shaped and sturdy.

Steven suggests: "Use the PG400's edger to tidy it in line with your top lip while letting the sides grow out to length, easily maintained with the 10mm and 20mm attachment combs."

The Devilish Destroyer

The dandy man's Tache and no mistake. Think Terry "ding dong" Thomas and the villains of old, reinvented in devilish demeanour by the modern Tache growing man. One of the trickiest to trim, sprout, groom and wax and the competition doesn't stand a chance.

Top Tip: Despite its lengthy look, the Devilish Destroyer is actually a heavily trimmed Tache with only the ends grown out and then heavily waxed to achieve the precise style. The secret is the fine trimming, especially right below the nose.

Steven suggests: "Use the PG400's small head fine edge trimmer below the nose to cut in the deep 'v' shape and the longer length attachment combs to groom in the trademark tick shape at each end."

he Super Slugger

An uncompromising classic and mainstay of the British top lip for as long as men have been men. We're talking Queensbury rules, fisticuffs at dawn and the no nonsense look of a chap who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to take it. Or grow it as the case may be.

Top Tip: The everyman Tache personified. Grow it as big and bushy as you like.

Steven suggests: "Choose your length and look and a simple but regular trim at one length setting will keep your top lip warm and your intentions clear."