You look more like Zapp Branigan boy ! and ya won't have a chance with Leela neither ! Leela ubber ubber awhoooooo chchch nudge nudge

Oi, Harker, you promised to sponsor me, don't make the mistake of igniting my wrath!

Now cough up, and the Smurf too.

Ah, Bob, I see you managed to peel yourself off your sheets to sit at a computer fo 5 mins.

You just bought yourself a whole heap of sorrow.

BRAP! BRAP! here comes the ZAPP.

I'mnotamused.Every time I ring my usual bunch of desperate babes they say they can't fit me in because of some Captain Zapp tache artist.Eitherback out of the contest or Jack Sparrow willattend Powell Lane and singe your tache!

Come on move your body, come on move your body.

Hello. I've been looking around at Tacheback profiles and I think that your tache is brilliant, you almost look camp enough to tour with Ant & Seb for more information e-mail me @ igotnohopedelusional.co.uk.

Yeah Man!

You ready for the duel at w/e skag ??? I'll give you Amos !!!!!!

You look gay!

OOps,sorry Unkie A, did I say that out loud?

Isn't that the fake tattoo I gave your daughter for Xmas? You look mighty fine;is it a 42B?

As part of my 2008 Presidential election campaign I am commited to a proposed change of the 25th ammendment to the United States Constitution. When I am elected I will change Section 1 to read as follows: In case of the removal of the President from office or his death or resignation, a fat bloke with a 'Captain Zapp' moustache shall become President.

Hail to the Chief...daa.da.daa.da.da.da.da.daaa

If only my Russel could grow a 'Captain Zapp' tache. Your hairy visage is a credit to your upbringing. Maybe if Russell spent less time lurking around gents toilets his 'Lenny' tache would be less disappointing.

If only my Russel could grow a 'Captain Zapp' tache. Your hairy visage is a credit to your upbringing. Maybe if Russell spent less time lurking around gents toilets his 'Lenny' tache would be less disappointing.

I'm convinced that the 'Captain Zapp' moustache is a major contributor to road safety.

I'm convinced that the 'Captain Zapp' moustache is a major contributor to road safety.

So Powell lane it is then Skag !! or will your Mum be making sure your not their ' you naughty boy '

He's not Quentin Crisp ....... He's a very naughty boy !

My god you look like Quentin Crisp on steriods big boy, but tache is not up to my distinctive lip hair :-)

Wheres ya picture then big boy scared I am going to give you a good arse whooping :-) the bronze

Good luck with Tacheback Dad! Your tache isn't as bad as last year which is a good thing so i suppose i can let you pick me up from school and go out in public. Don't do a last year's tach it scarred me. FOR LIFE!

Good Luck. Love Spig xx

I will contact you Sunday for a tache showdown ,so prepare your lip big boy to see who is the winner ! must admit I think both our efforts are better than the Wigan RL crew

oh you beauty,i am now utterly fullfilled and can die a happy man after witnessing your orally hirsute wonderbrush. . . .there is a god and he's drinking at the blue oyster bar

Always thought you looked such a brute but with that Ned Flanders top lip you have really turned my head :-)

Ve've been keeping the leather chaps and helmet warm just for you. See you down at the YMCA soon. See you soon big boy x

You won't be my Tainted Love with that gorgeous moustache x

who is this hansome man,a dead ringer for freddie mercury ?

Oh my God! your luxurious lip velvet has left me breathless with desire. I realise you must get better offers every day, but, will you marry me?

Love n hugs, Kylie. X X X X X

Good luck in tach wars but don't pick me up from school until you've had a shave because it scares me and it scares my friends. Oh and one more thing, if you have your tach like this again i will disown you!

Good luck! Holly x