MERCURYMAN’s HQ

AKA ANDREW STUART

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MERCURYMAN has raised £31.00

Please make your pledge to sponsor me at the foot of this page.


My mission statement

HEY PEEPS - I'M THIS WEEKS FUNNIEST TACHE!CHECK OUT ALL MY GROOVY PHOTO'S - Donate using this link: https://www.bmycharity.com/V2/AndrewStuart Support me - vote for me - love me! You know I look like BORAT, FREDDIE MERCURY and THE 118 GEEZERS! I'm not growing a Tache for my health - I'm doing it to support Everyman, the UK's leading Male Cancer Campaign. Come on - let's be having you, there's a TACHE WAR to be won.

Target Tache

The Colonel

The Slug



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30:09:07 20:04 Dawn Linney wrote...

Lovin the mankini but not sure its your colour mate!Keep up the good work x

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26:09:07 17:38 Melissa Hughes wrote...

I'll never be able to look at you in the same way again now i've seen you in your borat costumebut good for you, Benjamin wanted to know why his Uncle Andy was wearing an elastic band!!!

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25:09:07 16:00 MERCURYMAN wrote...

Use this link to donate PLEASE - https://www.bmycharity.com/V2/AndrewStuart - you may need to copy and paste - Cheers Peeps

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25:09:07 15:47 MERCURYMAN wrote...

PLEASE DONATE ON LINE USING THE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE - THIS IS A GREAT CAUSE SO PLEASE GIVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN - CHEERS - ANDY AKA MERCURYMAN

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25:09:07 08:04 MercuryMan's Wife wrote...

Well done Babe - you're this weeks funniest tache AND you're now on the leaderboard - No 5!! Love you and your tahe - Karen xxxxxx

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24:09:07 17:05 BARBARA CARTLAND wrote...

I WAS WONDERING WHERE MY MERKIN HAD GOT TO!!

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24:09:07 16:41 TacheBack wrote...

Check out our 'Taches of the Week' as selected by Atters himself...you have been selected as having the 'Funniest' Tache - what an accolade!

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24:09:07 10:06 Joanne Matheson wrote...

Come on Andy!!! You look fantastic!! I remember you in the day's before the Tache!! ha ha Suits you sir!! x

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24:09:07 09:35 Kevin Webster wrote...

Any chance of a borrow of your bog brush, lost mine a few years ago(1979) and it won't grow back

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23:09:07 12:58 The Rusty Tache wrote...

Oh my! ... you really should have a night out at the end of the month and wear your mankini to the pub! ;-)

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21:09:07 20:05 Karen Stuart wrote...

You're taking all this mickey taking in your stride, I'm proud of you Baby - Make sure you wear your Mankini for me later :0) Love you loads xxxxxxxxx

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21:09:07 20:01 MERCURYMAN wrote...

Dig deep people, this is a very good cause - Andy

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21:09:07 19:44 Chris Sykes wrote...

Love your Borat costume Dad - Love Chris

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21:09:07 17:24 Sandra Bullock wrote...

Well Andy, I dont normally like a tache but yours is AMAZING - Come up and see me some time :0) xx

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21:09:07 17:23 Mariah Carey wrote...

Andy Pandy you sexy beast you xx mwah xx

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21:09:07 17:23 Pamela Anderson wrote...

Hey you sexy British guy, your tache is fantastic and you can tickle me with it anytime you like - Yee Haw from Pammy xxx

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21:09:07 17:07 LARRY GRAYSON wrote...

TRY ANGLING YOUR WRIST A LITTLE MORE

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21:09:07 16:59 BORAT wrote...

EETS A GOODA EFFORT ANDY, BUT NOT QUITE AS A GOOD AS A MY WIFES EH!!

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21:09:07 16:57 magnum wrote...

dont know what these lot are trying to suggest i think you look cool

what's that hair gel you're using in the photo

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21:09:07 16:53 rock hudson wrote...

eh tash boy i managed to keep it secret longer than you

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21:09:07 16:51 borat wrote...

eh andy think look like me with iddy biddy slug in my country you lookie like pufftar

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21:09:07 16:48 erasure wrote...

keep it up andy ;-) and you can join us on tour

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21:09:07 16:44 freddie from beyond wrote...

good to see you're still trying to emulate me andy but keep your bum tight dont wanna meet you to soon

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21:09:07 16:42 MICHAEL BARRYMORE wrote...

FANCY COMING ROUND TO MY HOUSE FOR A B.B.Q, TASH AND POOL PARTY

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21:09:07 16:32 DARIUS wrote...

LOVE TO LICK THE CRUMBS FROM THAT TASH

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21:09:07 16:25 quentin crisp wrote...

good to see all the old gang supporting you seeyou at the next manchester pride weekend

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21:09:07 16:22 billy bunter wrote...

hi bruv just added you to the "get rid of that pot belly " website

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21:09:07 16:20 elton j /george m wrote...

hi andy me and george think you look fab

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21:09:07 16:17 BLACKADDER wrote...

THAT TASH PUTS A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO SLUG BALANCING

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21:09:07 16:14 WILL YOUNG wrote...

Hi ymca boy have i seen you on canal street

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21:09:07 13:14 BIG DAVE wrote...

YOU LOOK LIKE A CHIPMONK WITH THAT TASH

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21:09:07 12:14 LUCY LOU wrote...

HI BIG BOY YOUR TASH IS WONDERFUL FANCY A TICKLE OF MY LITTLE TASH

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21:09:07 11:59 PATSY wrote...

THATS NOT A TASH IT'S A GINGER SLUG UNDER YOUR NOSE

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21:09:07 08:18 BRYAN MELLOR wrote...

THE GINGER SLUG LOOKS MORE LIKE THE 118 MEN THAN FREDDIE MERCURY GOOD LUCK IN YOUR BATTLE IF YOU SHAVE IT OFF

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20:09:07 18:31 Kimmy Anne wrote...

Go for it Dad - Ur tache is the best even though it's ginger :0) Luv u loads - Your KimmyBobBeanspout xx

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20:09:07 17:18 steve clegg wrote...

stop pretending you're going for slug balencer when we all know you are striving for the handlebar you old ymca boy you

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20:09:07 16:36 MERCURYMAN wrote...

Come on Andy - Let the fight commence - Love you Babe (and your tache) - Karen xxx

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My friends

Christopher, £2.00
Harold & Veronica, £0.00
MARTIN THEWLIS, £0.00
Karen Stuart, £5.00
Steve Clegg, £0.00
Kimmy Anne, £2.00
Pamela Anderson, £0.00
Chris Sykes, £0.00
Joanne Matheson, £5.00
MARTIN THEWLIS, £0.00

Audacious - Daring - Warrior