| Name | Squeaky McLean |
|---|---|
| Warrior name | Admiral McLean |
| FIGHTING STYLE | Hogan Ass Slammer |
| TEAM | Tache Of The Titans |
| AMOUNT RAISED | £85 |
Warrior HQ
| Name | Comment | Amount | Gift aid |
|---|---|---|---|
 |
£85 | ||
| Scarlett Ewens | £10.00 | £2.82 |
|
| James Newman | Good work buddy, proud of you sugar plum! x x | £5.00 | £1.41 |
| Patricia McLean | well done son, you've made an old woman very proud | £25.00 | n/a |
| Gavin Insley | £5.00 | £1.41 |
|
| Sinead Maguire | I've never seen a tached Urang before so it's worth every dollar! | £10.00 | £2.82 |
| Thomas Parr | I've never found you so attractive anyway so a bountiful tache can't make it any worse, best of luck in your hairy endeavours, Midshipman Parr. | £10.00 | n/a |
| Kate Elliott | I've never found you so attractive. I mean that. Grow it baby! | £20.00 | £5.64 |
Statement
There comes a time in every gentleman's life when he must forbid his razor to shave the hallowed ground that is his stiff upper lip and allow a rakish moustache to take root and flourish.
For it is upon this holy ground that many a battle has been won and lost in the past. Right now a tache war has broken out and I for one am not going to shy away from the fight. For it is a just war.
It is a war against convention, against razor blades, against shaving foam. They will not stand in the streets and hail our facial triumphs, no, they will shun us and try to get us to shave, but it is then when we must be at our strongest, for this is our time. A time for heroes.
And when society finally apprehends us and casts us into the dock, we will not cower, we will not bend, we will not faulter. Instead, we will stand tall with stout hearts and proudly proclaim that the only crime we can be tried for, is for being real men. And my brothers, if that is a crime, then I will be the first to march to the gallows, for I say it is a real man who wears a moustache.
If you want to find me, I'll be on the front line grooming my upper lip.
Gentlemen, to arms.
Admiral out.
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Comments
Apparently you can't make a donation if you've got a card from a different country?
Posted at 11:02pm 14 weeks ago by Leila Ahmed